More FML Calendar themes coming soon…
We’re expanding the FML universe — new calendar themes dropping soon.
Different professions, one universal truth: we’re all running on caffeine and sarcasm.
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Bad day? Perfect.
Everyone has a breaking point… we just turn ours into merch.
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We’d say your story is safe with us, but… it’s not.
We have zero shame and even fewer ethics when it comes to good content.
Share your real FML moment and we’ll give you a free calendar if we use it.
Testimonials
These are fake, fabricated, and gloriously made up… read at your own risk. No real customers were harmed in the making of these quotes. Share your real FML moment and we’ll give you a free calendar if we use it.
“I bought one for the office and productivity immediately dropped 72%. Worth it.”
Totally Legit Gina
“My manager asked if it was motivational. I laughed and now I’m on performance improvement.”
Joe the Pro Testimonial Guy
“Cured my chronic optimism. Side effects include delicious resignation letters.”
Imaginary Karen
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